Perth

F*cked Australia

They killed all the Abo’s on Tasmania, & most of them on the mainland, brought in rabbits which f*cked the outback then poisoned all of the rabbits in an excruciating plague of Mick’s O’Mitosis. They’ve wiped the miniature wallabies with Quokka Soka from Rottnest Island. They’re all over here pretending to hate everything English whilst swatting up for Citizenship, hating their own accent on the way.
Meanwhile Perth, which is understood to have desalination plants, is being pushed into the sea by the Western Desert. There are plans for a water pipeline from the north.
They are all over in England because on the quiet they’ve noticed the Chinese have bought up half the land & property, there is a huge ozone hole over Neville Shute’s beach; water is drying up on the coastal strips, where English rejects from the 1960’s have remained White Trash.

Jarrow Scotch Estate and South Shields Australia Estate at Brockley Whins are joined by Perth Avenue.