Scunthorpe

Jenseits von England

If unemployed in Jarrow, Hebburn or Felling get a bicycle. Obviously, due to Karmic Instant Electric Prods, do not handle a Stolen Bicycle.

Carry a bag of seeds from Gregories in Jarrow Arndale for Slow Release. (Nutrition and Energy)

Spend time Researching in Jarrow Library. Remember, Before The Jarrow March and before Jarrow was Tarnished, Jarrow Library was a Temperance Place not a Gin Palace.

England has a fascinating industrial history: England is an Industrial Museum, actually, with animated 3D Englanders floating through it. So enjoy Jarrow whilst you still can.

It would be odd to base a cycle tour of England on shopping centres, or those large futuristic silver boxes in the landscape, distribution centres. The cyclist chances upon these and their arteries, like chancing upon an alien species who have Invaded Earth. Like a trapped animal, the cyclist is shaken by the brutal, noisy intrusion blocking their lay line idyllic ramblings. Yet most English Common People find themselves in a car, somewhere often.

In Distribution Protocol, Shopping Centre and Shed location logic, is a subordinate sub-logic of Motorways, and distribution feeds directly off this. The huge task of motorway building once started became regarded as a Great National Achievement.

All roads and signs lead to EuroHub, Derbyshire but On Arrival it’s mysteriously disappeared or Is Not There.

Like The Great Wall of China the lettering on these Distribution Hubs is visible from space as in IKEA Team Valley and Junction 29 on the M1 before Ilkeston, or the JCB fabrication shed lettering near Uttoxeter. Triumph motorcycles silver shed is a beautiful elemental silver box in Hinckley.

ASDA's HQ is Leeds, also an Israeli Stützpunkt with a Prominent Cube among the Dereliction of Wakefield, South Yorkshire. Further, the logic is: Centralization in The Middle of the Country or Convenience Stores near The Port of Southampton.

If distribution, though is the main mantra for shopping, why not Edeka or Aldi invite car drivers on to a container ship sailed into the Port of Tyne Authority at Willington Quay?©®™

People often referring to Blue Water or White City , tribes unwittingly following their invading siedlung instincts as if they had just walked off The Zealand Ridges into ‘EsturRhine‘ ©®™ Kent? This is why they circle around when they get there. This is the root of Crowd Behavior Research and a key concept in herding shoppers.

'Why they all out the same time as us?' the Lady Says, under the passing shadow of Ferrybridge power station, from the back seat on the Old A1.

Such a tour, though, although obscure and frankly slightly mad, would lead the cycle tourist into Ordinary Everyday English Life.

(This, all this at the end of Summer, 2009: Like a Twilight Zone Gap between August and September, a rut easy to get stuck in.)