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'With him is Stan Mallam well known all around. And gents such as these so seldom are found.' Extract from The Appleby Fair Poem. http://www.appleacregypsy.com/index.php/appleby-faire/48-the-appleby-faire-poem.html

Stan Mallam of Primrose Calf Close Lane Jarrow was sold a 'Dapple Mere' and the spots washed off.




Reading maps upside down shows a level of map reading skill. Orientate the map to landmarks and look along eastings and northings and virtual map farms appear as real outbuildings with ducks, horses and memories. Its good to start North being top of the sheet and visuallising the map and turning around the landscape virtually without turning physically as though say.

If you are arbeitslos (unemployed) in Jarrow and gay this is unlikely and you may think that cycling along Gay Street West Sussex England may be an untouchable dream. You can go on holiday even in 3D in Newcastle Central Library or in Jarrow Primrose Library, Primrose, Jarrow, The World, Milky Way etc but do not rustle chocolate bars or talk loudly as if it were not a church-like hush of deadly silence place with strong light and big skys. There is a Gay Cafe in Gray Street or Dean Street.

Between West Boldon and White Mare Pool on the Sunderland Newcastle Roads is a lane called West Pastures (first left after leaving the A19 and heading for A1(M)) which is a gay pickup kink in the lane causing me to be nervous whilst out jogging there once.

Remember Gay means Happy in English and Schwule means Close Clingy Weather in German. The Love Parade looks Gay but is'nt Gay.
Schwulstrasse is Hot Street in English and Gay Street means Tollgasse in German.



The Minus Zenith of Unglush Kulture occured in the gegenwart von gestern when Joe Gormley project Trafalgar World Square was mentioned on Radio 4 The Archers Foreign Office and Home Office Subliminal Message broadcast from Portland Place but written and produced in BBC Birmingham. The horrific line alluded to Andy Pandy Warhol taking 15 minutes by train from Paddington Bear Station, linking Paddington Bear, Ditchling Beacon, Sans Serif, TGWU Transport and General Workers Union, Ginger Peachy, T Dan Smith (deceased), Crosby Beach, Gill Sans, Thamesmead, Eric Gill, Grampian Hospital Radio in Aberdeen, Lewes, Portland Bill, Oscar Wilde, Birtley and Kibblesworth, Gatwick Airport and Felling Baths. Joe Gormley's Fourth Plinth Stars stay for 1 hour 4 times longer than Andy Pandy Bill and Ben Little Weed Trumpton Cocklewood Oliver Postgate Olympic Reggata Weymouth Bay Nogin the Nog Cricklewood Hampstead West Warhol's fifteen minutes.



Redemption surfaced via Matt Holness from Whitstable in Kent. Holness read English at Trinity Hall, Cambridge and has a way with words.

The Portland Stone building opposite Langham's Hotel Portland Street is now the symbol BBC Radio. If you are Unemployed, Karl Gustav Jung, Isreali and hail from Gay Street, West Sussex walk in to the BBC Bookshop and ask for a job.

Not far is The Talking Bookshop. Always say 'Good Morning' when cycling past. A mouth (letterbox) opens in the Talking Bookshop and says 'Hi Gabriel' or whatever your name happens to be.

Obviously one would not automatically link being a pansy from being from Jarrow but some obviously Hard Lad cultures do sound over friendly (Scots and Cockney and occasionally Welsh and Naval Ports).